Wall Street’s paperwork nightmare just got a rewrite..

Wall Street

SEC and CFTC just proposed slashing Biden-era disclosure rules—because apparently, even regulators need a coffee break.

The private fund industry, sitting on a cool $26 trillion, might soon spend less time filling out forms and more time, well, funding things. Meanwhile, digital asset firms are eyeing that “innovation exemption” like it’s the last slice of pizza at a midnight office party.

SEC Chairman Paul Atkins calls it “restoring balance.” Critics might call it “giving the grown-ups a hall pass.”

The first proposal offers crypto companies a temporary timeout from registration rules. Think of it as financial kindergarten with slightly fewer nap mats.

A new “token taxonomy” aims to sort digital assets into neat little boxes. Because nothing says “cutting-edge technology” like a really good filing system.

The second proposal trims Form PF, the dreaded report hedge funds use to whisper their secrets to the government. Atkins worries it asks for “massive burdens” of data—like requesting a novel when a text message would do.

Certain disclosures now get a graceful slide to October 1. It’s the regulatory equivalent of “I’ll do it after the game.”

The White House’s Office of Management and Budget is now reviewing both plans. They’re probably using a very serious highlighter.

All of this follows March guidelines that try to define what even is a security in the crypto world. It’s like teaching grammar to a language that keeps inventing new words.

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