In a sidesplitting Oval Office chat with ABC News’ Terry Moran, President Donald Trump dished on his first 100 days, juggling topics like the economy, immigration, and his buddy Vladimir Putin’s possible prank calls in Ukraine peace talks. Buckle up for a wild ride through the MAGA circus!
Economy: Eggs-traordinary Savings!
Moran grilled Trump about voters fretting over tariff-induced price hikes. Trump, with the confidence of a man who’s just won a pie-eating contest, declared he’d already slashed prices on day one. “Eggs, eggs, eggs!” he exclaimed, recalling the 2024 campaign’s weird obsession with poultry products. “They blamed me for egg prices doubling, like I’m out here personally squeezing chickens. Biden caused that mess! Now eggs are down 87% since I stepped in. Easter was an egg-stravaganza!”
Immigration: Deportation with a Side of Caution
On immigration, Trump boasted about his border policies, which he claims are working like a charm. When Moran asked about the risk of deporting the wrong folks, Trump insisted his team is “careful.” Pressed on due process for even the “really bad guys,” Trump quipped, “They get a process… to get ‘em out!” He later nodded to Joe Rogan’s plea not to “become monsters while fighting monsters,” adding, “We’re careful, Joe. We’re deporting with love!”
Foreign Policy: Putin’s Pesky Pranks
Trump didn’t hold back on Putin, hinting the Russian leader might be “tapping” him along in Ukraine talks, like a kid prank-calling from a sleepover. “He’s probably giggling behind my back,” Trump mused. “But if it weren’t for me, he’d have annexed Ukraine faster than you can say ‘borscht.’ Biden fumbled that one, and now I’m cleaning up the mess.” Trump also floated “Banking” or “Secondary Sanctions” to stop Putin’s missile shenanigans, because nothing says “ceasefire” like a financial timeout.
Power Grab or Patriot Act?
When Moran raised concerns about Trump’s unprecedented use of executive powers, the president scoffed. “Authoritarian? Nah, I’m just makin’ America great again! We were a global laughingstock under Sleepy Joe. I’m fixing a sick country, not auditioning for Dictator of the Month.”
Shoutouts to the Squad
Trump tossed some love to his crew, including Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and efficiency czar Elon Musk, who’s apparently turning government bloat into a lean, mean, tweet-machine. “These guys are killing it,” Trump beamed, probably picturing Musk running the Pentagon like a Tesla factory.
In short, Trump’s first 100 days are a whirlwind of egg price victories, deportation tightropes, and geopolitical prank wars. Love him or hate him, the man’s got a knack for keeping the headlines as wild as a reality TV finale.
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