Crypto, Golf, and a Meme Coin Named $TRUMP

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In a financial disclosure that sounds more like a Vegas jackpot than a presidential report, Donald Trump revealed he pocketed over $600 million in 2024 from a wild mix of crypto ventures, golf resorts, and licensing deals.

The Friday filing, a hefty document signed on June 13, 2025, shows the billionaire president’s knack for turning everything from digital coins to fairways into cash cows. It’s a portfolio so diverse it could make a hedge fund manager jealous.

The disclosure, covering the 2024 calendar year, paints a picture of Trump’s business empire as a sprawling amusement park of profit. His crypto ventures alone are a headliner, with a meme coin called $TRUMP raking in a cool $320 million in fees. Nobody knows exactly how much of that landed in Trump’s pocket, but it’s safe to say his wallet isn’t complaining.

Then there’s World Liberty Financial, a decentralized finance outfit that sounds like it was named during a patriotic brainstorming session. This crypto venture added another $400 million to the Trump family’s haul, with the president personally reporting $57.35 million from token sales. Oh, and he’s holding 15.75 billion governance tokens, which is enough to make any blockchain enthusiast’s head spin.

Not content with just digital dollars, Trump’s golf resorts are still swinging for the fences. His Florida properties—Jupiter, Doral, and West Palm Beach, plus the swanky Mar-a-Lago club—brought in at least $217.7 million. The Doral golf hub, home to the infamous Blue Monster course, led the pack with $110.4 million, proving that a good putt can still pay the bills.

Trump’s also got his fingers in other pies, like licensing deals and passive investments. He reported $12 million from interest and dividends on investments worth at least $211 million, including stakes in Blue Owl Capital Corp and government bond funds. It’s the kind of financial juggling act that would make a circus performer retire.

But here’s where the plot thickens: Trump’s businesses are supposedly in a trust run by his kids to avoid conflicts of interest. Yet, the disclosure shows the cash still flows his way, raising eyebrows faster than a bad tweet. Critics are crying foul, pointing out that his crypto ventures, like World Liberty Financial, are thriving under his administration’s crypto-friendly policies.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt was quick to defend the setup. “The Trump Administration is committed to transparency and accessibility,” she told Reuters, insisting that Trump, Vice President Vance, and senior staff have all checked the ethics briefing box. Still, the optics of a president profiting from policies he’s pushing are murkier than a foggy day on the links.

The crypto world, in particular, is buzzing with Trump’s involvement. His $TRUMP meme coin, launched earlier in 2024, is the kind of thing that could only exist in a world where internet hype meets political clout. It’s not just a coin; it’s a financial flex that’s earned him both fans and skeptics.

Speaking of skeptics, some are calling this disclosure a time capsule from a simpler era—back when Trump was just dipping his toes into crypto instead of doing a full cannonball.

The filing doesn’t even cover the latest deals, like the $2 billion investment from an Abu Dhabi fund into World Liberty Financial. That’s right, the Trump family’s crypto empire is growing faster than a viral TikTok.

Bitcoin mining is another new toy in Trump’s sandbox. His family’s American Bitcoin operation is part of a broader push into digital assets, including exchange-traded funds. It’s a far cry from 2021 when Trump called Bitcoin a “scam,” but who’s keeping track?

The numbers in the disclosure are staggering, but they’re likely lowballed. Reuters calculated Trump’s assets at a minimum of $1.6 billion, using the lower end of the reported ranges. The real figure could be higher, which is probably why his accountants need extra coffee.

Meanwhile, the $TRUMP coin has sparked its own drama. A private dinner for top investors at Trump’s Virginia golf club in May 2025 had crypto bros dining on filet mignon while protesters outside chanted “shame.” The event, which reportedly cost attendees $148 million in coin purchases, didn’t exactly scream “conflict-free.”

Senate Democrats are now pushing an End Crypto Corruption Act to stop presidents from profiting off crypto ventures while in office. Even some Republicans, like Senator Cynthia Lummis, admitted the dinner gave them “pause.” It’s a rare bipartisan moment, like finding a unicorn in a sand trap.

Trump’s team insists there’s no funny business, pointing to the trust managed by his sons, Eric and Don Jr. But with crypto making up nearly 40% of Trump’s wealth, according to some estimates, the line between public service and personal gain is blurrier than a foggy morning on the 18th hole.

As Trump’s second term unfolds, his financial disclosure is a reminder that his business empire is as bold as his personality. From meme coins to golf courses, he’s playing a game where the stakes are high and the profits are higher. Whether that’s a hole-in-one or a bogey for ethics depends on who you ask.

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