A cadre of Federal Reserve heavyweights confessed Friday they’d rather let interest rates simmer on the back burner than fan the flames of resurgent inflation, turning what should have been a victory lap for easier money into a comedic standoff worthy of a boardroom sitcom.
With the benchmark rate trimmed just a quarter-point Wednesday, these dissenting voices—led by Kansas City’s Jeff Schmid—warned that pampering the economy now might invite inflation back for an uninvited encore.
Picture the Fed’s policy meeting as a family dinner where everyone’s eyeing the dessert menu, but Uncle Inflation keeps hogging the salt shaker. Schmid, the Kansas City Fed president, piped up first, declaring he’d have boycotted the 25-basis-point cut because inflation’s “too high” glow still outshines any labor market hiccups.
He likened job market strains to quirky houseguests—blame technology’s march and demographics’ shuffle, not a quick rate tweak that might just embolden prices to misbehave.
A snippy 25-point dip? “Won’t fix structural quirks,” Schmid shrugged in his statement, but it could whisper doubts about the Fed’s sacred 2% inflation vow, turning short-term relief into a long-term headache.
Dallas Fed’s Lorie Logan and Cleveland’s Beth Hammack, non-voting this year but vocal as ever, echoed the hold-steady hymn in Friday speeches. Logan, ever the economist with a poker face, quipped that September’s rate trim already played lifeguard to the job pool—no need for December dips unless inflation pulls a speedy vanishing act or unemployment crashes the gate.
Hammack, sharing a Dallas Fed panel with Atlanta’s Raphael Bostic, admitted she’d have kept rates glued in place, citing inflation’s pesky perch a full point above target after years of loitering.
Mass layoff headlines screamed drama, yet aggregate unemployment yawned indifferently—rates, she noted dryly, hover at “neutral,” that mythical sweet spot where growth neither tap-dances nor trips over its shoelaces.
Bostic confessed he tagged along with the majority’s quarter-cut but with the enthusiasm of a cat eyeing a bath. “We’re still in restrictive territory,” he allowed, the key to keeping inflation’s wild side in check, though each easing step nudges us toward “neutral” like a slow-motion tightrope stroll.
“We can’t forget inflation’s the elephant in the room—or should I say, the persistent houseplant refusing to wilt,” Bostic added, underscoring the trek back to 2% feels less like a victory march and more like herding caffeinated squirrels.
The data backdrop? September’s CPI clocked 3%, a whisper below forecasts but up from August’s 2.9%, with core inflation—Fed’s favorite unflappable metric—mirroring the creep from 3.1%. A government shutdown played villain, sidelining the prized PCE index, leaving Chair Jerome Powell to ballpark it at 2.8% based on CPI tea leaves.
Schmid, channeling his district’s gripes, painted a vivid vignette: contacts lament skyrocketing healthcare tabs and insurance premiums, while consumer spending perked up in July and August like caffeine-fueled shoppers dodging reality.
Inflation’s not just sticky—it’s spreading its tentacles across goods and services, lording over the 2% line for over four years now.
Even dissenter Stephen Miran, pushing for a gutsy 50-point slash, found his lone wolf howl lost in the pack’s cautious chorus, underscoring the Fed’s delicate dance: soothe jobs without serenading prices. Logan nailed it—post-pandemic peaks have ebbed, but the path to 2% wobbles like a tipsy tightrope, demanding vigilance over victory laps.
Powell’s post-meeting mic drop? December’s encore cut is “not a foregone conclusion—far from it,” a line these comments amplify like backup singers in a blues ballad.
Schmid doubled down on proactive policing: better to nudge demand down now than chase inflated expectations later, when policy’s “modestly restrictive” grip feels more like a polite handshake than a firm hold.
As the Fed tiptoes forward, one can’t help but chuckle at the irony of central bankers playing whack-a-mole with an economy that’s equal parts resilient and restless. Will inflation finally RSVP regrets, or crash the holiday party unannounced? Stay tuned—your wallet’s got front-row seats.


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